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apiologies:

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

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halfbakedastrology:

The Only Thing Your Sign Does Well

  • Aries: destroy
  • Taurus: sex
  • Gemini: talk
  • Cancer: dream
  • Leo: cry
  • Virgo: ignore
  • Libra: sleep
  • Scorpio: fight
  • Sagittarius: hide
  • Capricorn: spend
  • Aquarius: deceive
  • Pisces: create
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